The Hunter Biden laptop meme coin just gave the market its fastest lesson of 2026. LAPTOP went live on Base at 8am ET on Wednesday, September 9, hit $190.81 two minutes later per Arkham data reported by Decrypt, and was under $4 before the hour was out. Today it trades at $0.34 per CoinMarketCap, 99.6% below the $199.51 peak CoinGecko logged on launch day.