Let me tell you where Ethereum is sitting this morning, because the location is stranger than the price. Open CoinGecko’s highlights page and look at the trending list: Caldera up 58%, Lorenzo Protocol up 33%, Cash Cat up 19%, a parade of tickets nobody had heard of last month. And there at number two, wedged between them like an adult who wandered into the wrong party, is Ethereum. Same story on the most viewed board, where ETH sits first. The second largest asset in crypto is currently being watched like a lottery ticket.