Crypto news does not get cleaner than this. Bitcoin printed just at $77,362, touching $75,500 after ripping 23.6% in a week, while $4 billion in shorts burned across two days, a liquidation record back to 2021, per CoinDesk. The Treasury lit it Wednesday by doubling bond buybacks, and the Fear and Greed Index hit 68. And the bull run everyone doubted is running in real time.